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Click on this picture to hear episode 9 of Party of Four! Noah Baumbach’s “The Subaru Forester and the Whale”.



I wrote this thing for a “get out the vote” PAC in the USA.  I am absolutely shocked that they chose this script over the others I submitted, but fortunately they did. The talented Lucas Brothers starred in this, and the talented Joey Garfield directed it, and hopefully this means Obama will get elected for 12 more years (Is that how it works? I’m Canadian).


I didn’t write this, but I did write PART of it (can you guess which joke I wrote?).  It’s a good cause anyway, so here.

I wrote this little snapper for hilarious comedian Ian Karmel to perform.

Hello everyone. Check out my new podcast, Party of Four, a comedic role-playing podcast where myself and four comedians do dumb things.


Here is the website!


We’ve had some great guests so far, including Ian Karmel, Johnny Pemberton, and Mark Little!

Check it out!

Here’s a new video I did with Reggie Watts!

My top 6 flicks of 2013.


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Great Flick, taught me a lot.





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My Brother Jeremy Dineen-Porter has written up his top 6 films of the year 2013.

Top 6 Films for 2013
(c) Jeremy Dineen-Porter

Shinkles (2013)
Starring Bill McMurray and Dankle Don

Shinkles tells the story of a whale-oil merchant in New England ca. 1979. The business is booming, as whale-oil is still the cleanest burning fuel we’ve ever used as a species.

Shinkles (McMurray), moves to town after and relaxes. Later that day, Shinkles thinks he should go get some clean burning whale oil to light his lamps, as its getting dark and the Porry Cob, a local ghost, is said to prey on people in the dark. Shinkles is also superstitious, I should mention.

He meets the whale oil salesman (Don), and then the plot really gets going.

What I liked about this omvie was that I liked Ghostbuster and Rushmore and Life Aqua, and so I liked mcMurray. Good job McMurray, and have a happy 2013. Great work in Zombieland, great camaeo I men. It’s not good work but it’s camaeo.


6th top movie of 2013

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JFL42 – 4 shows!

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I’ve got 4 appearances coming up at Just For Laughs’ JFL42 in Toronto.  Come check me out and a bajillion other great acts!

Details in the “upcoming shows” widget to the side ———>

Katie Chats!

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I was interviewed on Katie Chats!