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1) Yes, all Italians do share a single genome and are all spawned from the same husk-cluster.

2) No, they are not all just whispers of past beings reliving their lives in a diminished world below consciousness, tormented by an eternity of pointless violence. They are ‘goombas’.

3) Yes the car has a name, and no it’s not “Car”. It’s “Kelman.”

4) The scene where Henry Hill is in court and stands up and starts talking to the audience isn’t actually in the movie. It only thinks it is, and we allow it to think that to keep it docile and controllable.

5) It’s about loyalty and violence. The progenitor’s requirement of pure loyalty is secured through the spreading of his flaps and the spraying from his glands. The Liota character receives the spray, and his unique response creates the ‘drama’ of the film. The character’s actions are a single long seizure, caused by rejection of the spray. Thus, he is a “goodfella’.

 

 

I’m sick of answering these questions.  Over and over. Deal with it, women.

My podcast is back! Click the poster to find out more about this awesome thing!  Live, Jan 14!
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Check out this wonderful thing! (click the pic)

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Guys, this is the last episode of 2014! So you might as well get your fill!

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College Humor!

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A video directed by Allison Johnston starring myself and Tom Henry  has just gone up on College Humor’s new channel, CH2!

 

Check it out!

 

Comedy outfit JASH brings you their vision of the perfect comedy special: Rubberhead.  It’s a variety show hosted by Sarah Silverman, featuring comedians that she thinks are hilarious.  There’s no filter, no censorship, no network notes, just raw, unfiltered hilarity from the comedians she’s working with.  And I just happen to be one of them.

 

I’ve got a video in there with Nathan Fielder, and I think it just might tickle your fancybone.

 

Episode 10 of my podcast, Party of Four is up! CLICK THE ART FOR THE THING!

 

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Readers of Now Magazine have declared me, of all people, to be the best (male) stand-up comedian of 2014.

They have also declared my little troupe of pals, Don’t Get Bored of Us and Leave to be the best sketch troupe of 2014.  (Tom Henry @thegreatgatsby, James Hartnett @jameshartnett, Aaron Eves @aaroneves)

 

So, HUZZAH!

 

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Click on this picture to hear episode 9 of Party of Four! Noah Baumbach’s “The Subaru Forester and the Whale”.

 

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I wrote this thing for a “get out the vote” PAC in the USA.  I am absolutely shocked that they chose this script over the others I submitted, but fortunately they did. The talented Lucas Brothers starred in this, and the talented Joey Garfield directed it, and hopefully this means Obama will get elected for 12 more years (Is that how it works? I’m Canadian).